Watch These Shows!

There's lots of television on every single day. Unlike the last week, I'm going to tell you what you should and shouldn't watch.

Sons of Anarchy - 10e - FX

A 90-minute episode. I'm guessing shit gets heavy.

Dancing With The Stars - 9e - ABC

I spoke with my mother earlier today. She thinks that Audrina gets voted off tonight. She also predicts Brandi will win, but she's not a fan.

NBA Basketball! - 7:30e - TNT

Basketball is back! Three games tonight, one is on the free League Pass preview. I just got a cable box for my room today so I'll be able to watch basketball every night. No wrestling for the remote for me.

Lala Marries Melo - 8e - VH1

This show has been on, but I have no idea if its over or in the middle of the run. This show just doesn't interest me. Neither as a sports blogger or a television blogger.

Tosh.0 - 8e-10e - Comedy Central

A mini-marathon. Always amusing.

Nick Swardson's Pretend Time - 10e - Comedy Central

Definitely worth DVRing.

Bad Girls Club - 9e - Oxygen

BGC remains one of the most important shows on television.

Don't Watch:

16 and Pregnant

I hate that show and everyone involved with it. I also don't like Teen Mom. Or Hoarders. That show creeps me out.

You Should Watch This!

There's stuff on television tonight. Here is some of that stuff that you might want to watch because I said so.

Scream 2010 Awards - 9E - SpikeTV

They honor all the trendiest people who aren't too trendy to bother showing up. This year they're doing a Back II The Future reunion. Also, I expect The Expendables to receive an award for best anything ever. Also, Blake Lively will finally be honored for her work in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. I do not plan on watching or even DVRing, but am certain I will see part of a rerun some night while I fall asleep.

Sons of Anarchy - 10E - FX
One of the highest quality shows on television. It's also one of the few shows that seems to strive to make you uncomfortable. I can't believe that Jax actually left Tara. I just thought those kids were destined to make it. The new girl ain't bad though...

The Bad Girls Club - 10E - Oxygen
I smile a little every time Dave Jacoby says he likes BGC on the Simmons podcast. Because I've been there since the first season. I know what's up. I know how awful and toxic these women are. If there wasn't a television between us, I would be totally creeped out and terrified.

Running Wilde - 9:30E - Fox
I've seen parts of a couple episodes. If you want to watch, I suggest you do it soon. Fox loves to get rid of marginal shows, no matter what the ratings. And from what I've seen, this show is super marginal. Its the most marginal show possible.

Nick Swardson's Pretend Time - 10E - Comedy Central
The premiere was pretty funny. It's destined to be the new Sarah Silverman show. It'll have a small, but devoted following for a year or two and then Comedy Central will start moving it around and people will stop caring.

Nick Swardson's Pretend Time	Tuesdays 10pm / 9c
Gay Robot Cards Ryan Phillippe
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Lady Gaga's Brother: Garry Gaga Wheelchair Cat Nick Swardson on Jokes.com

I mean, between this and MacGruber, Ryan Phillippe has made a surprising turn to a comedic actor, right? Who saw that coming?