Go To The Movies!

It's Friday and there's nothing on television tonight except for baseball. Hell, there's never anything on television on Friday. At least there hasn't been since TGIF went off the air. So with that in mind, I'll be telling you what I think about the new releases every Friday.

Jackass 3D - This one is a no-brainer and the only film where you know

exactly what you're going to get this weekend. A few years back I went to see Jackass 2D in the theater with some friends. We went to Hooters for dinner before the movie. Holy shit does Hooters suck. I mean, the food there is awful. The internet has completely destroyed Hooters business model of hot chicks and shitty food, right? You can get better chicken wings anywhere around town and eat with a picture of Meagan Good loaded on your computer, right? I'm glad we're past that point.

Anyway, Jackass 2D was hilarious. And gross. Just like every Jackass episode. I'll probably see this one in the theater. I just can't wait to have poop fly towards me in THREE DIMENSIONS!

RED - This movie looks promising, but the idea that its only PG-13 seems like a cop out. Does this movie look at all like something teenagers would want to see? They couldn't have thrown in a f-word here and there and written in a sex scene for Mary Louise Parker? I'm pretty sure she would have been up for it. Anyway, I'm cautiously optimistic for this one. If nothing else, its a good cast.